joala:

IM CRYING

(via josephbirdsong)

What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?

anglosexual:

imaslytherinbitch:

One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause.

this sounds like a really classy rap

(via lunatock)

humansofnewyork:

“I want to be an artist.”

“What kind of art do you want to make?”

“I want to make different versions of myself.”

When I have a drunken heart-to-heart with my best friend

whatshouldwecallme:

tyleroakley:

MY EMOTIONS.

(Source: oliviatheelf)

betterbooktitles:

Joseph Heller: Catch-22

Reader Submission by David Leeds

When I’m asked to hold a baby

whatshouldwecallme:

(Source: gendrie)

pincussion:

abandonedography:

9 of the Most Fascinating Abandoned Mansions from Around the World

I call dibs.

(via lunatock)

blinddarkness:

rlmjob:

welcome to my blog

the sign looks like it’s walking towards me i feel threatened

(Source: fucknoalmosteverything, via lunatock)

(Source: rycbthefandomsarecoming, via lunatock)

tyleroakley:

For a moment, I was unsure if he was feeling it.

(Source: danieldempsey)

hellyeahscarleteen:

Sometimes people have a hard time understanding what a happy relationship between two people who obvs think the other is awesome looks like.

We think this is one great (and holy bananas, so freaking hilarious) example.

(via josephbirdsong)

When my food is unexpectedly spicy

whatshouldwecallme:

humansofnewyork:

“We just got back from the prom.”

“Did you have dates?”

“Um, yeah.”